Emma: So you're all set up as lana24@emmaline.tkw
Lana: lana22.
Emma: Right. lana24.
Lana: Fine. lana24 it is.
...
Lana: And that's exactly what happened. I logged as lana24 and it didn't work.
Emma: Lana22.
Lana: What?
Emma: You log in as lana22, not lana24. You want to be lana24? I can do that.
Lana: No, I want to be lana22, but you said ( Read more... )

Solies: Whatcha eating, Emma?
Emma: Salad.
Solies: It looks like a pieces of fish arranged artfully in a bowl.
Emma: It is.
Solies: How is that salad?
Emma: It's sashimi salad.
Solies: Sashimi salad? That's a fancy name for a bowl of fish.
Emma: There's also some lettuce and a shred of carrot.
Solies: Oh, well that's definitely a salad then!
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Telephone: Ring. Ring.
Emma: Hi, this is Emma.
Solies: Hi, this is Solies. Guess why I'm calling.
Emma: Let me think....we haven't talked in two months, there haven't been any strange Screech incidents so it can only mean one thing.
Solies: Squee!!!!!!
Emma: Squeee!!!!!!!
Jumpie: Oh, not this again!
Emma: Quiet you!
Solies and Emma: Dougie's going ( Read more... )

Emma: I just realized I forgot to index an entire feature.
Karen: How entire?
Emma: Real entire.
Karen: Blurh.
Karen: I mean, Blurgh.
Emma: ...because it's incorrectly spelled as blurh, but blurgh fixes that right up!
Karen: Quiet you!
Emma: It's an interesting philosophical question. Can a word be subject to typos if it isn't a word at all?
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NRECW: Hey, Emma. I have that script you wanted.
Emma: Squeee!!! I'll just make these few small changes. Squee.
NRECW Brilliant! We're make a coder of you yet.
Emma: Hey instead of ignoring this, I'd like to include it.
NRECW: Okay, just change the ! to =.
Emma: That doesn't work. Let me try this....Hey! It's broken!
NRECW: What did you do, ( Read more... )

QEDude: Well, I figured out what was causing the problem.
Emma: Problem Exists Between Keyboard and Chair?
QEDude: Nope. Loose nut behind the console.
Emma: Sweet. So I don't need to do anything?
QEDude: You don't, but support might.
Emma: So, I don't have to document anything, but Six will?
QEDude: Yup.
Emma: Now that's what I call a win/win ( Read more... )

Aura: Hey Emma, did you create a .emacs file, or did one come with the software?
Emma: It came with.
Aura: Where is it?
Emma: In this folder here, let me show you. (Click, Click...,Click...) Hey!
Aura: Created it, didn't you?
Emma: Yeah, seems so.
Aura: I thought that might be the case.
Emma: How about I mail you mine?
Aura: Thank you.
Emma: You ( Read more... )

Solies: ...and ducked out of the way but the bird...
Emma: Solies! Solies!
Solies: Emma, I'm in the middle of the conversation here!
Emma: Yeah, that's fine, I don't actually need to talk to you, I have a question only you can help me with.
Solies: Uh, okay.
...
Emma: ...and that's exactly what I need.
Solies: Wow, that's a neat problem. I'd love ( Read more... )

Jan: Hey everyone! I finished build 3!
Emma: Build 4. Build 3 was 2 weeks ago.
Jan: That wasn't an official build!
Emma: Then why did you send me an official build notice for it. And why did I test with it? And why do I have official bugs against it? And why do I have an official test plan documenting all of this?
Jan: This is build 3.
Emma ( Read more... )

Solies: I'd like this mug.
Clerk: And it would be my pleasure to sell it to you. Hrm. No barcode label, I'll have to manually locate it in the system. Let's see, it's a Pint glass.
Clerk looks up "Pint". No luck.
Clerk looks up "Glass". No luck.
Clerk: Well, it's a Lion's Pint glass, so maybe.
Clerk looks up "Lions". No luck.Solies: They're a ( Read more... )